suck it in baby and get that zip up...

Hello again, aren't you all lucky to get 2 posts from me in one day lol, i will have to do my weigh in post tomorrow too but that is then , and this is now. I have decided to join some of the other members of the 12wbt in a blogging challenge they have, chronically their journeys to fit into an item of clothing. I was seriosuly thinking of blogging me trying to get my ass into my very thin bath tub but i managed to finish that goal already  yayyy, to clarify ,i have a spa and the bottom of the tub is still a narrow bathtub design, great for the kids but when i was bigger and lay down the air couldnt get through the jets because my ass and thighs were blocking it, and when i try to move a little to let some bubbles out , it either forced the water into a spout and sprayed it everywhere or it just made a raspberry farting sound as the air squeezed past my booty, then i had that awkward moment of kids asking why it looked like i had been in a battle with an octopuss and had sucker marks all over my butt. 
I decided that i didnt really like spas anyway, its just not natural to have air sprayed at you at such high velicoty, it reminded me of the time i stood too close to an old person with gas. 

I did however rejoice that i can actually fit now and if i wanted to have a spa i would be able to enjoy it..... I have 4 kids at home, there is no spa time for me. 

So back to the challenge, i bought myself a new dress for my birthday, it was an XL , or so i thought, i have bought dresses from the company before and XL was always great, well i didn't count on the fact that it was UK sizing and XL to them is a 14 to us......oopsies. This meant i had the sweetest , floral dress and i could not wear it.... The sadness in my little heart was felt the world over.  well i am determined to get my ass in that dress, or should i say breasts, it seems the mammaries are causing a calamity in my dress sizings. I will first say that i actually have the sewing skills to make the dress fit me beautifully this afternoon if i wanted but like my daughter Tatjahna said to me, "don't cheat mum". 
Yes yes alright, the hard way it is, but im telling you all now, if this dress does not blooming do up properly by the time i get to my goal then im  going to alter it with my trusty machine :) you have all been warned lol. 

Below is a picture of me and my cute dress, first i will put a pic of what the dress should look like , as per the over thin model of prefection advertising the dress , then a picture of me trying to get the zip done up :)

i am in love with the clothing from this lovely store , who even does laybys, so say hi to  Jade for me if you find something you love. for awesome dresses

somehow i just dont quite have the look for it yet but you watch me , i will make this dress look good one day, just you wait and see :)